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starsabove143:I haven’t read this doctor Seuss book before

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:23:53 -0400

I haven’t read this doctor Seuss book before

lilacbombs: t-wasabi: Anthony Gonzales getting the part for...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:57:02 -0400

t-wasabi:

Anthony Gonzales getting the part for Miguel Rivera in Coco!!!!!!!

“you’ve done such an awesome job, and everybody loves you.” Mood

this… this is beautiful

naamahdarling: blome3kissesbitch: blome3kissesbitch: squeakykins: rabbitinheadlights: I feel...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:51:17 -0400

naamahdarling:

blome3kissesbitch:

blome3kissesbitch:

squeakykins:

rabbitinheadlights:

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched
Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!
Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched
Does not mean: tricked you again!
Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well.

Snapping at you while being pet
Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you!
Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact
Does not mean: I’m ignoring you
Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company.

Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them
Does not mean: I hate you!
Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

Sitting and staring
Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy.
Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly
Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you.
Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.

babyanimalgifs: Dogs are the smartest and most gullible...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:28:37 -0400

babyanimalgifs:

Dogs are the smartest and most gullible creatures at the same time lmao

Artists need to stop coming out with new songs I like… my phone storage is 40% music…...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:05:36 -0400

Artists need to stop coming out with new songs I like… my phone storage is 40% music… guys please I want to be able to play games too…

What’s art fight??

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:09:01 -0400

I was hoping I’d get an ask like this so I had an excuse to go all out like this!
Artfight is an annual art event that surrounds giving and getting art for a whole month!

once you make an account you can upload all your ocs and their information on your own page! This should include stuff like references and small bits of character info (enough for someone to draw them accurately). You need to have at least one OC uploaded to participate so people can draw art for you during Artfight (although i would say upload about 3 so people have choice.)

All people who sign up for Artfight that year get separated into two teams once the event begins (I’m using red and blue as an example but they are usually stuff like sun vs moon, technology vs nature, coffee vs tea etc)

Once that happens people can make art of your OCs in exchange for points for their team! Yep! You get free art of your OCs!

But that means your team is now down a good few points so its not without consequence.

By drawing an OC that belongs to the opposite team for more points than the piece you were given your team is able to stay on top of the game and you also put some good out in the world in the process.

if you draw something for the person of the opposite team and they attack back you can get extra points for your team by starting a “revenge chain” its one of the best ways to get a point multiplier going and to start a friendship with someone who has cool characters!

So what happens when your team wins?

Your team all get a nifty little digital trophy, all the art development that comes with drawing competitively, the knowledge that you’ve put a lot of good and happiness into the world by drawing peoples ocs, and complete ownership of bragging rights! (I personally developed my art style a whole lot during artfight last year! it was super fun!)

So what about when your team looses?

Well the reason why the other team won is because they gave your team the most art of your teams characters! So statistically you just got a whole bunch more free art than they did! Even if you don’t get all the celebration and bragging rights you now have so much more amazing art of your characters!

So basically…

I totally implore everyone who loves to do visual art to participate in artfight! It’s an amazing event that challenges you in a great way and you get to be introduced to a lot of really amazing artists and make alliances with people on your team!
Here’s the link to the website
Here’s the link to my account on art fight if you want to check me out!
Keep in mind you don’t have to participate in artfight once you make an account, you need to opt in for that year at any point during the month so you can absolutely just make an account to watch and look at the good art!

liliflower137: kaleuh: squided: lepitorus: lepitorus: lepitorus: torathar: torathar: jeffy-...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:01:56 -0400

liliflower137:

kaleuh:

squided:

lepitorus:

lepitorus:

lepitorus:

torathar:

torathar:

jeffy-pooh:

a-timeless-classic:

a-timeless-classic:

staticoyote:

mouse-ses:

dullestdreams:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

drpepperphd:

surreal:

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back

Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.

But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:

And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:

When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:

The last eye was apparently clickable which took me to /secondsphere/powers.html which looked like this:

the text on it reads:
“H.U.R.L

Hierarchy of Uniform Resource Locators”

??????????

So /dominions.html just changed to this:

and /powers.html changed to:

BUT since making this update, the file for the image is no longer there! So it looks like:

Clicking on the (now missing) picture, it takes you to /secondsphere/light1.html which looks like:

Clicking that takes you to /secondsphere/light2.html, whick looks like how /powers.html looks:

Clicking that takes you back to /secondsphere/light1.html, which has JUST NOW gotten worse:

/secondsphere/light2.html now has the same image as /secondsphere/light1.html but it now takes you to /secondsphere/light3.html which looks like:

which takes you to /secondsphere/virtues.html which is currently blank.

/secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like:

Clicking on the image currently takes you to /thirdsphere/principalities.html which looks like:

The text reads
“Struggle with thy doubts!
Cast them aside!
Forsake not thy faith!
Sickness will not take thee!”

and the image is a gif titled wrestling

the next page is titled /archangels.html; currently blank

someone get night mind on this

So I tried to talk to her and I’m a little nervous now. Do you think this person might actually be in danger….?

I may overthink a lot, but this could be something bad..

UPDATE: There is now a /thirdsphere/angels.html page

(Added both still image and gif)

It is a gif much like the ones above, with the angel glitching out and disappearing and such. Nothing has been updated beyond this as of yet.

it says “found you” in the tab title

it says “it hurts” if you hover over that image

so after clicking that photo i was taken to this?

then if you click this it takes you to the “child growth page and then clicking again takes you to this blog
https://lovely5500.tumblr.com/
theres not much there but they do mention something called “enricks” so after going to google i found a site called http://enricks.angelfire.com/

clicking on the womans face causes the text to distort

its also worth noting theirs a code at the bottom of the page

clicking “enricks” takes you to this page

if you click “bypass login” your taken to this page

which links to this video: https://youtu.be/McFRonD-sjg
heres the discription:

and thats all ive been able to find so far.

Help the max link updated with a hear me link that leads to this creepy livestream.

THE LIVESTREAM IS BACK AND IT SAVED AN IMAGE YESTERDAY. OH FUN.

There’s a brand new “see me here” link which takes you to “documentation.html” and this image, entitled “purify”:

There’s a screech playing in the background. Decoding it into an SSTV image results in this:

Which… isn’t much, but it’s something.

The “hear me here” link updated too:

The Vocaroo clip sounds like frogs or perhaps crickets (i’m gonna go with frogs because of the frog imagery at lovely5500′s blog) and later on, ragged breathing.

cherubim.html also got a pretty exciting update, now emitting a screech that translates into this:

More eyes, what looks like a crying face on the lower right, and text that says “MATTHEW”twice (the bottom one looks like handwriting…?)

Exciting stuff!

(I also suspect a connection with brunomarsreal, another “porn bot” that has been acting… er, out of line recently, but they could easily be a copycat or just someone having fun. Either way, I messaged them - we’ll see.)

IMMEDIATE update: The screech at documentation.html JUST changed, now revealing what looks like the top half of a face!

News on the “see me” page (documentation.html): Another Vocaroo link popped up in the source code, alongside the word “need”. The .mp3 is another SSTV source that translates into… whatever this is:

Has anybody got any ideas on what that could be?

Watching this post develop is honestly giving me life someone please solve this mystery

Update on the https://max2019.neocities.org/ webpage: there’s now a new link that says “Smell me here.”

Which leads to this tumblr; https://sceneteenz.tumblr.com

This is the only post on the blog - the blog was created in January of this year. They talk about an “online equivalent” of a “Sickness stench” as if the internet itself can produce and hold sentient entities. The angel we seem to be contacting might only be able to communicate through the internet under various means and personas; trapped in limbo and Sick, and producing something “evil” because of it. Maybe contacting someone who is the “guardian angel” might know the cure.

I feel like I’m witnessing one of those events in tumblr’s history people always talk about.

savannahfaerie: Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe: 1 bottle of...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:56:33 -0400

savannahfaerie:

Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:

1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice

A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)

Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer

A cool bottle

Combine to become a wizard instantly

These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”

It works very well!

frikiskrew: Audio On

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:27:53 -0400

frikiskrew:

Audio On

spectra-bear:My brother sent me the most blessed video of all...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:26:29 -0400

spectra-bear:

My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time

@herb-kazzaz

Today? It’s a good day

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:48:18 -0400

Today? It’s a good day

sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: fr...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:47:10 -0400

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

captfuzzybuns: higayo: hanging plant knowledge for...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:36:07 -0400

captfuzzybuns:

higayo:

hanging plant knowledge for later

Neat :0

addi-the-space-bun:

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:31:11 -0400

addi-the-space-bun:

manawhaat: peachtuan: sooyounglovebot: barrybensonmpreg: laziest-art: finehoney: finehoney: i...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:27:41 -0400

manawhaat:

peachtuan:

sooyounglovebot:

barrybensonmpreg:

laziest-art:

finehoney:

finehoney:

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

@shootingshidae

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

let’s do this

Video

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:26:56 -0400

justcatposts: he crashed his bike @herb-kazzaz

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:02:13 -0400

justcatposts:

he crashed his bike

@herb-kazzaz

isa9f: Saturn Bar

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:50:00 -0400

isa9f:

Saturn Bar

Photo

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:05:07 -0400

color-thief:Meet Scooter! Scooter wants you to follow my art...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 03:19:23 -0400

color-thief:

Meet Scooter!

Scooter wants you to follow my art blog